Thursday, October 9, 2014

Secret Service Scandal


Saloon Girls (entertain the Secret Service)


She caters to pompous secret service men
Many go to visit her lush pussy pen

While shielding and serving they must be discreet
Clean prostitution benefits: meet and greet

Please join Mary Contrary and Velvet Ass Rose
Playing kinky and slinky not stepping on toes

Molly B. Damn demanded more in her pay
For the service provided; with men that she lay

Off to the media she went and spilled her guts
Now the White House informants are degrading sluts?

They fellatio men with pride and affection,
Taking care not to give them any infection

So what if the wives of these guys have a fit
Perhaps they should do the same and not have to spit.

Only ignorant ask, “Has this happened before?”
Fine women’s oldest profession is that of a whore!




Monday, August 25, 2014

In the Kitchen with Crackerberries

Braciole


Breakfast and then some served right up hot
Join me in cooking; we'll chat and whatnot.

Sausage gravy on top of a biscuit,
Smooth without lumps, I always whisk it.

A side of grits with shredded cheddar;
Poached eggs on toast is even better.

Fresh squeezed orange juice with a plate full of fruit;
piping hot coffee in a bottomless mug, to boot.

Come into my kitchen and pull up a chair,
Tell me your story and let down your hair.

I’ll cook you a meal that's sure to satisfy,
when lunch rolls around the chicken I’ll fry.

Oven hot cornbread and fresh garden greens,
Macaroni and cheese and Boston baked beans

Sweet tea or lemonade in a tall glass
Some Vodka spritzer garnished with sassafras?

Come into my kitchen and sit right down,
I’ll fix up some lunch, get rid of that frown.

Italian Braciole and a plate of Spaghetti
Fresh garlic bread, with red wine ... do we need confetti?

Maybe you’d prefer something less filling,
Look, in the fridge, “Oh my!” its pie, chilling.

A lemon meringue or maybe key lime;
and strawberry shortcake if you have time.

A hot cup of tea with crisp sugar cookies
A little bit of everything, there’s all kinds of goodies.

Everyone is welcome in my kitchen you see,
Any kind of food  will be prepared by me.


Look for more cookbooks to come in the future.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Poetry By Janice Clark

Hello Poetry Readers,


I've never hosted anyone on my poetry blog before and so as the old saying goes, don't knock it, till you try it.  I met this really cool granny who writes children's books. She lives over on the west coast and grows a garden just like I do over here on the east coast.  In two days she's going to have not one, but two new children's books out so I thought it would be really cool to share some of her poetry with you.  She writes poems and songs for her church, Mother’s Day poems for Mom, an assortment for Christmas cards, a few love poems, and a little bit of everything else. She's really cool... you'll love her!





 














                                     


Janice, tell us about your poems.

“Foggy Morning” is one of my “commuting” poems. For many years, I drove Interstate 5 to and from work, often in the fog, drizzle, or darkness. With a full-time job and a boisterous family, the quiet drive was my main “thinking” time.


Foggy Morning

The world’s mysterious in the fog,
When all is hushed, and no bird sings.

I travel in a magic sphere,
A bubble blown of frosted glass.
The mists recede as I approach,
And close behind me as I pass:
Unreachable, untouchable,
Though everywhere the moisture clings.

Familiar objects, indistinct,
Shape-shift between the cones of light
That mark my path.  One half-believes
In trolls and elves just out of sight.

Perhaps a fairy castle stands
Upon that hill so dimly seen -
And if you listen hard enough,
You’ll hear the beat of dragon wings.

Janice Lewis Clark Dec 1996
Published November 2005 to January 2006  Westwind (NWSFS magazine)

“Abdication” was also inspired by commuting—I drove past the Kent Valley, home to the Green River, which was frequently full of fog in the mornings, even when I was up in the sunshine. I could see the hilltops poking out of a sea of fog, and imagined climbing through the mist.

Abdication
        
When clouds filled up the valley
And the sky was misty gray,
I climbed the hill as far as I could go.
I saw another hilltop
Like an island, far away,
Across the clouds that covered all below.
        
I felt I was the captain
Of a mighty sailing ship,
Or the monarch of an island in the sea;
But the fog turned into drizzle,
And the trees began to drip,
So I scurried down to have my toast and tea.
        
Janice Lewis Clark 1998

(This one is my favorite, Janice.)


No driving involved in “Enticement”. Perhaps I had been reading (or writing) fairy tales. I thought of the allure of magic for a young child, but my daughter, who was a new mother, found it horrifying.

Enticement

Come, mortal child.  Come join our dance.
The moon stands high;
The owls give cry;
Your parents slumber in their bed.

Come, lovely child, so young and fair.
I’ll weave a garland
For your hair.
Why sleep when you can play instead?

Come. 

You shall have a silken gown,
A golden ring with runes writ round,
Soft silver slippers for your feet,
Delicious honey cakes to eat.
The fairy queen will welcome you,
And share her cup of morning dew.

Come.

Cold iron protects the cot all ‘round
But words slip through, though barred the door.
The child is up and out and gone,
The small bed empty evermore.

Janice Lewis Clark 05-17-03
Published in NWSFS magazine “Westwind” March 2010

Bio:

Janice Clark lives on wooded acreage in the Pacific Northwest, where the fog drifting over the coastal hills could easily conceal dragons or other mystical creatures. She writes mostly children’s or YA fantasy and science fiction.

The Hall of Doors fantasy series relates the adventures of the cat, Princess Buttermilk Biscuit, and her girl, Sammy, who climb a moonbeam to another world.

Fairy Gold is a “prequel” to the Healer’s Apprentice novels, the author’s current work in progress.

Author’s website: www.janiceclark.net




Goodreads, Smashwords and Linked in pages under construction

 

Monday, July 28, 2014

BSR Creed

THE BLACKHORSE CREED


As I ride on my horse, into the night,
I am set for the course, may I be right
My mind has been trained, and thought provoked,
I have been ordained, I’m Old English evoked
My conduct proceeds, as I am humbled
Inferior bleeds, once I have stumbled
Wisdom is achieved, the harder I toil
Mission conceived, for American soil
I am a soldier, skilled for the Army
I’m taught to conquer, or drive souls barmy
I think of the rights, and thoughts of people
Knowing that gunfights will leave some feeble
I am not afraid, of things I can’t see
This is my brigade, who will protect me
Honor comes first, to protect my comrade
Our mission traversed, in our minds unclad
I value honor, duty and respect
There’s no room for mutiny or defect
I will freely uphold the Blackhorse Creed
Guiding the enrolled, to this I accede
I guard the freedom, and home of the brave
This is my dictum to which I am slave.


~ Confederate Army Leader
Adolph Dahlgren

June 1862

Can be found in Blackhorse 2015

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Theodore Legend

Children’s Rhyme




This is the tale
of Thomas Theodore,
Horses and bad luck
inducted death’s door.
Each life ends
in a multiple of five.
Outlook not good
for any to survive,
Death from moonshine poison,
caused guilt remorse,
Opened Indian curse,
to take its course
Revenge comes to all
the Theodore beaus,
Eternal avengement
for Bella-Rose


Thursday, May 15, 2014

Subversion


SUBVERSION
Time ticks and terror licks came into play,
Twenty years plus, counting back from today.
Sergeant Jon Hunter, my number one man,
If he can’t save the world, than no one can.
He’s hot to trot for Ms. Suzy Q. Taylor,
It wasn’t planned out, but he gets to nail ‘er.
The Goatfish Mission before he retires,
He learns the plan, organized by liars.
Fort Wyatt Military Foundation,
Where young men go for their education.
The BSR secret society,
Before long will surely, gain notoriety.
 

 
Blackhorse 2015
A Novel
by
Crackerberries
Be sure to keep checking back for the release date and more information about Blackhorse 2015.
 

 

Monday, March 17, 2014

Life of a Dog



A dogs’ life would be good for me;
I wouldn’t worry about popularity. 
 
I’d lie on the porch and sleep all day,
then run all around acting silly, curious and gay. 
 
I wouldn’t fret ‘bout putting my foot in my maw,
if I did who would care, I’d be chewing my paw.   
 
I could just roll around carelessly playing in the grass;
staying out of trouble away from the morass.  
 
No phone calls, no emails, no text messages,
no worrying about what the next secret passage is. 
 
I wouldn’t have to worry if my arm pits stank,
nor if my feet smelled yucky or a little bit rank. 
 
No one would be upset if I said something wrong,
or if indeed I was wearing too short a sarong. 
 
My friends would just like me there’d be no façade;
in fact I’d be the one to get them guffawed. 
 
No one would know that I was wicked smart,
the facts that I knew I would never impart. 
 
Yup, to me a dogs’ life surely sounds unproblematic,
wouldn’t have to worry about recognition static.   
 
All of this writing has now made me tired;
I better get back to my job before I get fired.