Friday, October 5, 2012

"Hanging Out"


To have and to hold so
the old story’s told,
Before they used to call it
just keeping company with
someone.  Now what used to turn into
marriatge is not part
of those vows anymore.
What used to be going steady
turned into shacking up
until someone was packing up
to meet someone else
for a sneaky rendezvous.
How can you be going out

when you don’t even drive a car?
Going together?
Where, to biology class?
One night stands were
fun little trysts until
one decided just friends
might be better, and that way
“we can have other flings”.
Hanging out is similar to
friends with benefits
which means you can do
the mattress dancing with
all of your so called
beneficial friends.
Agreeing philosophically
to call it completely platonic
that way intercourse
can just be called fu****g
with no love involved.
What all of it boils down to
is it doesn’t really matter
what you want to call it;
In the end, it’s all just called
sex.





Monday, October 1, 2012

Stephen King Tribute






It was the Storm of the Century
when DeLores Clairborne
played Gerald’s Game
while suffering Insomnia. 
The Tommyknockers
grew Thinner at Four Past Midnight
in Desperation when The Regulators
showed up for the Night Shift. 
Rose Madder and her sister,
Carrie looked through
The Eyes of the Dragon and while
traveling through The Wastelands
they met The Talisman who
told them of The Dark Half. 
Cujo led the way through The Pet Semetary
where Christine was in Maximum Overdrive
having Nightmares & Dreamscapes. 
Everything’s Eventual and Needful Things
will give you Misery unless you take The Stand
and work with The Skeleton Crew
while walking The Green Mile. 
Lisey’s Story was a big Bag of Bones left at
The Dark Tower until The Drawing of the Three
would Danse Macabre when
they reconciled at Salem’s Lot. 
The Gunslinger turned Different Seasons
into a Creepshow when he locked the Firestarter
in the Cell and Blaze took over the Dreamcatcher. 
Then The Shining Children of the Corn were left
 in The Dead Zone to die
by The Cycle of the Werewolf
with Hearts in Atlantis.