Saloon Girls (entertain the Secret Service)
She caters to pompous secret service men
Many go to visit her lush pussy pen
While shielding and serving they must be discreet
Clean prostitution benefits: meet and greet
Please join Mary Contrary and Velvet Ass Rose
Playing kinky and slinky not stepping on toes
Molly B. Damn demanded more in her pay
For the service provided; with men that she lay
Off to the media she went and spilled her guts
Now the White House informants are degrading sluts?
They fellatio men with pride and affection,
Taking care not to give them any infection
So what if the wives of these guys have a fit
Perhaps they should do the same and not have to spit.
Only ignorant ask, “Has this happened before?”
Fine women’s oldest profession is that of a whore!