(Stimulating my mind)
Inquiring minds want to know
Narcissism feeds my foe
Scintillating; my claim to fame
Preposterous poetry; I try to tame
Imperfection keeps me humble
Rhetoric writing makes me stumble
Accolades will stroke my ego
Tartamingus, no comprende, Amigo?
Intimidated and afraid to fail
Objurgating myself; then I wail
Needful writing; I must assail.