There is a turtle
Her name is Myrtle
She makes the dogs bark
Long after it gets dark
I’m thinking about soup
But it might taste like poop
I moved Myrtle once today
But she came back to play
Don’t know why she’s hanging ‘round
In the big doggy playground
I’m gonna get a great big pot
And heat the water up wicked hot
I’ll pretend that it’s a lobster
I can kill just like a mobster
TCO will ask, “What’s to eat?”
I’ll respond, “A special treat.”
Potatoes, carrots and Guinness Brew
Homemade dumplings with turtle stew.
YUM YUM!